Ted goes above and beyond in the pursuit of the perfect New Year’s Eve when we all know it isn’t possible, Barney gets real, Lily and Marshall are in an episode of Outlander, not-Moby pulls a gun, Robin gets a hot dog, and a girl gets caught in Ted’s web. Also, Ranjeet. Join us and how much we hate Ted and his Christmas bonus for How I Met You Mother season 1, episode 11, “The Limo.”

Listen to Ep. 11 — The story of NYE in NYC. It sucks.

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