If you thought Robin was a great wingman, just wait for Barney to display his game. Ted’s Superbrain won’t know what hit him when he meets Trudy in HIMYM’s first bit of stunt casting. Daddy’s home for The Re-Return’s discussion of season 1, episode 10, “The Pineapple Incident.”
Listen to Ep. 10 — Vampire lore and exotic fruit vs. Cheap Trick and the Superbrain
Hit the comments or check us out on Twitter at @TheReReturn and let us know what you think! Tell us, would you drink a shot someone just handed you at a bar? What was the last time “Let’s do shots?!” sounded like a good idea?
Remember the first time Barney peed on something and helped people? Remember the first time Robin was a bitchin’ wingwoman? Remember the first time we meet Marshall’s family, and how unrealistically tall they all were? Take a walk down HIMYM memory lane in The Re-Return’s discussion of season 1, episode 9, “Belly Full of Turkey.”
Listen to Ep. 9 —That’s how we made a joke fly over your heads for 9 years
Check us out at therereturn.com and on Twitter at @TheReReturn and let us know what you think! Tell us, would you rather spend Thanksgiving at a strip club or in jail? Miracle Whip or mayo?
Erin and Leer take on “The Duel,” in which bros battle for the future of their castle and a fair maiden is caught in the epic fight, Barney invents a new way to offend women, and Robin dates one of Apatow’s Geeks who accuses her of being a hooker. Who wants Chinese?
Listen to Ep. 8 — New York real estate, the Lemon Law, and You
Check us out at therereturn.com and on Twitter at @TheReReturn and let us know what you think! Is The Lemon Law a good idea, in theory? Would you dump a dude for calling you a hooker? What would you do if your apartment was turned into a Chinese restaruant?
“Matchmaker, matchmaker make me a match…” In this classic, Ted stalks and propositions his first dermatologist while Lily and Marshall attempt to capture the Big Bad mysterious creature. Robin doesn’t do anything and even with an excellent alias, Barney still can’t nail any chicks.
Listen to Ep. 7 — Ted officially has a stalker M.O.
Check us out at therereturn.com and on Twitter at @TheReReturn and let us know what you think! Does the musical cue when Ted doxes his perfect match change everything? Was this as bad as Ted stalking Robin in “Purple Giraffe”? Does the cryptozoology of the cockamouse (or, you know, Nessie) work for you?
Oh, and we’re totally wrong in the episode about that song being called “Landslide.” It’s “Parallel Or Together?” by Ted Leo.
Let’s travel back to several years past a time of policitcal turmoil in our nations history; Ted’s hanging chad costume clings to relevancy as gay pirates rule the day. Ted’s all-too-overt search for hope in a lost woman sits in opposition to Barney’s search for anyone that’ll have him as Robin double dates with Lily and Marshall in her quest to remain single.
Listen to Ep. 6 — You know, Kahlua and root beer is really pretty good
Hit the comments or hop on Twitter at @therereturn and let us know what you think! Have we ruined a once-favorite show for you yet, and if not, how long will it take at this rate?
ARE YOU READY TO PARRRRRTAY? Wine and cheese party, that is. Erin and Leer dive into classic How I Met Your Mother season one episode “Okay Awesome,” a confection of fun featuring the Lily’s attempts to adult, Marshall’s attempts to not adult, Ted’s hatred of all things fun, Robin’s questionable vision of her own fame, and, of course, Barney grinding on his cousin.
Listen to Ep. 5 — E’rybody in da club damagin’ their hearin’
Be sure to hit the comments or @TheReReturn on Twitter and tell us, would you rather be in the club, or the wine and cheese party? And, what’s your worst club story?
Good God, Ted Mosby. Could you be worse?
THE SHIRT IS TERRIBLE. The past is terrible. What you did to Natalie is terrible. And so are Robin’s journalistic ethics.
Listen in to our discussion of How I Met Your Mother S01E04, “Return of the Shirt”:
Is Natalie Ted’s worst crime? Did you know what Krav Maga was in 2005? And, tell us your break-up stories! What was your worst break-up? Hit the comments and let us know, or tell us on Twitter at @TheReReturn.
If you’re feeling the need to challenge the TSA, maybe don’t.
But, don’t be a buzzkill like Ted and whine about a free trip to Philadelphia. Also: Bring condoms and a PowerBar.
Listen in to our discussion of How I Met Your Mother S01E03, “The Sweet Taste of Liberty”:
What’s the craziest, most ill-fated last-minute trip story? Anyone head to Bora Bora or Vegas and get into some trouble? How much safe sex could Barney have with that suitcase of condoms? And tell us, did you love Marshal as much as we did? Would you lick the Liberty Bell?
Oh, good God, Ted. “Most casual stalker ever” is not a title you should be going for.
Meanwhile, meet law school Marshall, horny Lily, and unrealistic career goals Robin. Oh, and Barney hooking up on the roof.
Listen in to our discussion of How I Met Your Mother S01E02, “Purple Giraffe”:
Hit the comments and tell us, how much do we hate Ted? Did Robin get over the honeymoon period of her new job too quickly? Will Lily ever get a storyline that’s not about Marshall? Are Barney’s schemes charming or criminal?
WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
Ted and Robin and the blue French horn.
Oh! And Barney, and The Olive Theory and the deep influence of Friends.
Hit the comments and tell us, what shows have a pilot that’s so important to the ending? Do you think The Olive Theory is bullshit?