Oh, good God, Ted. “Most casual stalker ever” is not a title you should be going for.

Meanwhile, meet law school Marshall, horny Lily, and unrealistic career goals Robin. Oh, and Barney hooking up on the roof.

Listen in to our discussion of How I Met Your Mother S01E02, “Purple Giraffe”:

Hit the comments and tell us, how much do we hate Ted? Did Robin get over the honeymoon period of her new job too quickly? Will Lily ever get a storyline that’s not about Marshall? Are Barney’s schemes charming or criminal?